HALLOWEEN: MICHAEL MYERS and Buffy the Vampire Slayer



real name: Michael Audrey Myers
occupation: Serial Killer/ Mental Patient
base of operations: Smith's Grove
height: 6'2
weight:185 lbs.
eyes: Dark Brown
hair: Brown
first appearance:Halloween, film by John Carpenter

Damn, isn't our society corrupt enough without the likes of this goofy emotionless stalker.  Living a sheltered childhood, Mike was frequently molested by his grandfather and pet parakeet.  Some may think this led his to his sudden urge to go on a killing spree taking out his entire family and those unfortunate to get in his way, but you got another thing cumin (Get your mind out of the gutter).   Anyways, "the Shape" actually was cursed by the ancient Celtic legend called Samhain at the ripe age of 6 to go off on a life-long mission with a killing ambition to eliminate his entire family tree.  Yeah right, that's much more believable than the trauma brought on by a young boys horny parakeet.
Below are all those unfortunate victims getting in the way falling to his wrath by many extraordinary killing methods.  There's a good 75 unfortunate souls below which surprisingly includes a pretty hefty number of harmless mutts.  Maybe, just maybe, Mr. Myers had some odd experience in his younger days of bestiality with not just birds, but that story shall be told another time, and hopefully never at all.


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